Are you frustrated about some fashion trends that pop up on a regular basis? Or even worse these seemingly evergreen fashion items that everyone wears but you just wish that they would go away and never come back? You know the ones that are so ugly that you would not even wear them if they were free-bees 😉 .
Top list of style ruining trends
Here is my list of ugly no-nos
- Meant-to-be funny T-shirts
- Free-bee promotional T-shirts
- Flared jeans and pants
- Tie-dye anything
- Small round metal glasses like John Lennon’s
- Chains to hang your reading glasses around your neck
- Dress shoes with crepe sole unless they have a wedge heel
- Ballet flats
- Lace flats except for a pair by Salvatore Ferragamo. I wish I had a pair to sell it on eBay
- Block heels despite they are comfortable to stand in
- Go-go boots
- Sequins as large as a quarter
- Holiday sweaters for adults unless you are Santa Claus
- Plastic flip flops, mules or shoes – you are not Barbie, right?
- Mommy jeans – I am not a mom
- Relaxed pants and jeans
- Pants, jeans, or skirts with elastic waist band – they are practical for babies to be pulled easily over diapers. I am glad I don’t need them.
- Blue or purple eye-shadow literally painted all over the lid. It looks like you had an encounter with Mohammed Ali.
- Baggy sweat pants in partner look for him and her or even worse as fun for the whole family
- Lace slips – spandex shapewear slips do double duty: shaping and serving as an underlayer
- Granny panties. There is a reason why they are called Liebestöter (meaning love killer) in German.
- Bras the size of Alaska – I need Rhode Island size
- Bifocal glasses with demarcation line – I lived more than 27 years close to the Iron Curtain formerly called German-German border.
- Jeans with pockets below the bum
- Low rise jeans/pants that show the Y or the whale tail of your thong
- Swimsuits with attached skirts – What are they covering anyway?
- Dirty wash jeans, jackets
- Acid wash jeans and jackets
- Mummus – Is this the baby talk word for cows?
- Moon boots – They are for astronauts.
- Tired skirts – they look like giant American wedding cakes
- Chandelier earrings with long curly hair and glasses
- Jumpsuits – jump suit 😉
- Down anoraks
- Bunny boots which is one of the two Alaska It boot styles
- Destroyed jeans – they take too much time to put on. I mean who has the time to make sure not to tangle the own toes in those leftover meshes
- Socks with toes in egg yoke color
- Yellow jersey pants
- Orange sweaters or T-shirts – that’s prison uniform
- Stockings with extra strong toe space – I have a nail clip and know how to use it
- Half socks to pretend that one goes bare feet in the pumps. You can’t fool anybody with them as they always stick out.
- Mule clogs – I had to wear them as house shoes, but had to walk silently when going up the marble stairs at nap-time. Welcome to mission impossible.
- Micro minis
- Bandage dresses – I am not a sausage
- Handkerchief skirts – They look like giant handkerchiefs.
- Circle skirts – they expose everything when you twirl
- Tops with trumpet sleeves – how unpractical
- Hoodies with ears for adults
- Hats with ears, or antlers, horns, etc. – I have ears like saddle bags myself. That’s enough and wear the hat to cover them up. So where is the point?
- White sneakers – I just can’t stand when something is higher maintenance than my own body.
- Flannel plaid shirts anywhere outside the forest
- Mosquito jumpsuits – they are so itchy and scratchy that the mosquitoes seem to be harmless pets
- Skirts with slits in the front except for dancing the Argentine Tango
- Glasses as big as ancient Coke bottles – when you are a babyboomer you know what I mean
- Nose rings – they are for bulls
- Flip-brim hat – at a certain age you don’t like to add anything that wobbles
What is on your list? What would you add? Which of the items listed do you think are so-so or may be o.k.? Let me know, I am curious. Send me an email with your list of the top ugliest trends.
I wore the outfit shown in this post to a dance party. I like that this wrap skirt has a sleek cut, but still allows the moves needed in Argentine Tango. Since the skirt has some golden shine, I went with a plain T-shirt and patent leather pumps. I went with a crew-neck to give the outfit some sultry vibe. It offsets the high slit in the front of the skirt. Cleavage would be over-kill. I wear bikers underneath the skirt to be covered when I have to lift my leg up.
Do you like to dance? Do you go out dancing?
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Photos: G. Kramm
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